How can I roast this?

Ok so here I am in my la baron on the state highway in somalia. And out no where i hit this baboon and smash the whole end of my car in!! I get out and grab this creature and see it is dead and drag it and put it on the top of my la baron and speed off (glad the militia wasn't around or we would fight over my new food for the week). So here i am no on my lab top at the local roasting pot and am thinking how do i cook this beast!